It’s so sad how some people manipulate others (at their weakest times apparently) to gain monetary and well, intangible benefits!
I love clicking on Google links, those that are at the top frame of my gmail site. I love scrolling through the ads, and am still delighted whenever they spy on my mails and give me ads that are similar to my email contents!
That day, I clicked on some horoscope one. (I think this one’s completely random I haven’t signed up for horoscope stuff then.) Some pasqualina or something. See, the name itself is enticing!!
So anyway I requested for a report, (free one la!) and waited anxiously. It was supposed to be delivered to my email within 48h and true enough, seconds off from the 48h mark (HAHA kidding. but near la) I received my delightful report telling me how I am going to change my life with her insights!
It started like this :
First of all, here are your lucky Numbers for the games you play:
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That started really well. Because I already like 23 -a whole lot- and 17 since it’s a prime, as well as 10, because it’s a multiple of 5! (Okay, I’m serious about this part. Multiples of 5s are my favourites along with prime numbers which of course includes my darling 23)
But those numbers aren’t lucky. Not for me anyway. I should know… (:
Following that was some cowcrap dramatic story which I shan’t post in case I infringe on some copyrights or some other crap.
So anyway, the middle part moves on to how I need URGENT HELP (bolded and colored no-less) and that although I know deep down I can fight these evils and be victorious in the bloodless war, I am facing unnamed obstacles which she believes she can so totally help!
I have a painful past due to some major misunderstanding or loss and my bleeding wound hasn’t healed after all these long painful years.
Aie, and I stopped reading from there. The following paragraphs had more bolded and colored words that looked happier like “happiness” “wonderful opportunities” “great opportunities” “once in a life time opportunity” (which of course referred to her for-fee-scamscheme and not my life)
AIE CAN YOU TELL I’M REALLY BORED???
Anyhow, I won a travel guide book (LONDON!! I say fate.) yes if you heard some nub michelle over the radio that was me ahaha!
That IS how bored I am.
Toodles~
PS: boy is back from jungle. contrary to my earlier guilt pangs whenever I lay comfortably on my bed and thought of him in the grass with frogs and whatnot, i feel utterly cheated now. he doesn’t sound tortured. right?? do you?? (:
PPS: what happens in vegas not bad what!! funny and ashton kutcher is hot ):
Weird, I’ve been getting goosebumps ALOT lately.
Whenever I think about death, read about death, see things related.
Whenever I watch the news and see all those people still suffering.
Whenever I talk to someone and I feel uncomfortable suddenly.
Whenever I read anything vaguely comforting.
Whenever I feel relieved.
It’s REALLY odd – the sudden rush of feeling to each and every part of me.
AHH!!
